I am 'The Captain' and this is my personal homepage and 'presence' on that Interweb thingy (you know t'internet). I am a thirtysomething family man from the People's Republic of South Yorkshire(!) I live in Rotherham with my wife 'Morticia', my two daughters, Harlz and Rags, and our cat, Angel.

All views and opinions contained in this website are mine (unless otherwise stated) and do not reflect those of my family, friends, pets or my employer. All information contained within should not be necessarily taken as true.